KEVINISM 01
If they say a word about it we're going to fork their tongues.
KEVINISMS / SMORTLER + SI
A little wisdom.
A lot of Kevin.
When Kevin turns a phrase, you never know where the metaphor is going to land. This is a growing collection of the lines that were simply too memorable to forget.
26 original quotes
All the unexpected turns
THE KEVINISM GENERATOR
One line. Endless interpretations.
“It's like making a chocolate cake to kill a horsefly.”
VIOLET IS TAKING NOTES
Some thoughts refuse to follow a straight line.
And some are better that way. Violet has been studying the logic. The results are entertaining, if not entirely conclusive.
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THE ORIGINAL COLLECTION
Every last Kevinism.
The actual quotes, with the original wording and spelling left intact. No fact-checking of the metaphors has been attempted.
26recorded lines
KEVINISM 02
We'll have to put our noses down and lose a little skin.
KEVINISM 03
I need (responsibility for) that sent to him so I can pin it on his forehead.
KEVINISM 04
We're gonna really corn-hole them.
KEVINISM 05
More than two can play that game - and I've got more than two.
KEVINISM 06
We need to make it through this with a clean shirt on.
KEVINISM 07
We won't get shoe-horned twice.
KEVINISM 08
They shit on our foreheads, we're not going to just sit here and not escalate on them.
KEVINISM 09
W'ere going to watch it like a magnifying glass.
KEVINISM 10
You're just picking those (examples) out of the black.
KEVINISM 11
We don't want anyone to end up being a sore thumb in our sides.
KEVINISM 12
The more that happens, the less times it'll happen.
KEVINISM 13
Don't go for the whole plate of food - just go for the apple.
KEVINISM 14
It's like tying ourselves to a crippled dog.
KEVINISM 15
Body Odor hides heritage like a bad tatoo.
KEVINISM 16
He jumps on any overturned acorn.
KEVINISM 17
We're in a pocket, alright.
KEVINISM 18
It's like making a chocolate cake to kill a horsefly.
KEVINISM 19
Let's not go down any candy lane.
KEVINISM 20
We need to mark their foreheads with that.
KEVINISM 21
They're going up the wall for it.
KEVINISM 22
I'm not going to stand firm and let people pee on us. I'm going to get out of the way and stand firm somewhere else.
KEVINISM 23
Make it so we can catch up to getting behind more quickly.
KEVINISM 24
It's like taking a dump in a horse's mouth.
KEVINISM 25
Let's shut the can on them.
KEVINISM 26
That's like going to the store to pick up ingredients for a cake and coming home with some eggs.
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A few of the original lines contain strong language. They are reproduced as recorded.
SOME METAPHORS COME WITH DESSERT
The cake is real. The logic is optional.
Among all the unforgettable comparisons, cake has earned a special place. Violet would like to confirm that it is excellent cake, regardless of the metaphor.
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Words worth remembering, even when nobody can explain them.
A lighthearted archive of memorable sayings, preserved for the people who were there - and the people who wish they had been.